# Funny GB related stories...

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**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [April 19, 2011, 10:49am UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/funny-gb-related-stories/24040 "2011-04-19T10:49:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![TheRealPonyboy](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@TheRealPonyboy](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/TheRealPonyboy)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2011, 10:49am UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/funny-gb-related-stories/24040/1 "2011-04-19T10:49:59Z")

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Nothing to do with being in uniform… but I was chatting on facepalm with an old buddy of mind and I remembered something that happened to us (well, him) about 10 years ago…

my friend Adam was trying to ■■■■ this girl named Debbie. She was super cool and we all dug her as she was the only girl in the course I was taking (although not in our class). Anyway… a few weeks went by and I saw Deb in the office and I said, “_Hey Adam, did you two ever uhhh_…?” And Adam went pale. He goes “_Yeah man, she’s nuts! She was at my place and I kid you not, she goes - FCK ME NOW in this demonic scary man-voice\*_.” I then laughed for about 5 minutes and Adam goes … “_I almost asked her… Are you the GateKeeper_?” (Another 5 min of laughter) So, for the next year or so whenever we’d see Deb go by, I’d look at Adam and go “_There is no Debbie, only [Zuul](https://www.gbfans.com/wiki/characters/zuul)_!”

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**Author:** ![The\_Stiff](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/the_stiff/32/6008_2.png) [@The\_Stiff](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/The_Stiff)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/funny-gb-related-stories/24040/2 "2011-04-19T15:02:17Z")

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:nicejobyoudid: lol

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**Author:** ![cowbybill](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@cowbybill](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/cowbybill)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/funny-gb-related-stories/24040/3 "2011-04-19T20:55:37Z")

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When I went to get my pass for Wondercon this year my co-workers dared me to go in full GB gear, if I did I’d get 50.00 so I did.

As I was walking up to the Moscone center I passed these to elderly men sitting on a bench. One of them stopped me and asked, " are you here to check for radiation?" and he was serious as he had a look of complete concern on his face. I told him, “no I was checking for Ghosts.” The one elderly guy yelled at me " Don’t be a F\*\*\*\*ing Smartass!"

This one guy that was walking by was laughing so hard he almost fell off the curb.

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**Author:** ![TheRealPonyboy](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@TheRealPonyboy](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/TheRealPonyboy)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/funny-gb-related-stories/24040/4 "2011-04-20T05:14:04Z")

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LOL :crunch:

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**Author:** ![TankHammer](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/tankhammer/32/17108_2.png) [@TankHammer](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/TankHammer)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/funny-gb-related-stories/24040/5 "2011-04-20T17:52:36Z")

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I went out with a girl a couple times who liked to growl during sexual stuff. I broke it off with her, citing that I just wasn’t feeling a connection and that she freaked me out a bit. It was not fun to be pulled out of the moment so many times by her angry-dog grunts.

I realize now that she may have been a terror-dog and I know I made the right decision.

Up until now I usually refereed to her as “the werewolf” when telling the story but this is even better.

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**Author:** ![TheRealPonyboy](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@TheRealPonyboy](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/TheRealPonyboy)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/funny-gb-related-stories/24040/6 "2011-04-21T00:10:28Z")

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the werewolf… lol… yeah man, she’s a Gatekeeper 😉
