# Idea for New South Georgia Ectomobile

**URL:** <https://forum.gbfans.com/t/idea-for-new-south-georgia-ectomobile/10855>\
**Category:** Ectomobiles\
**Created:** [October 11, 2012, 1:19pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/idea-for-new-south-georgia-ectomobile/10855 "2012-10-11T13:19:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Ron\_Daniels](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/ron_daniels/32/12_2.png) [@Ron\_Daniels](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Ron_Daniels)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 1:19pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/idea-for-new-south-georgia-ectomobile/10855/1 "2012-10-11T13:19:11Z")

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As many of you know, Georgia is famous for a number of things; voting scandals, peaches, Jimmy Carter, Peanut Butter, Chace Ambrose, talking newts, losing college football games, Uncle Remus, and jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense a 'tall.

But perhaps our most precious commodity is red Georgia clay. Many of our roads, outside the big cities, look like this:

 ![image](https://discdn.gbfans.com/original/3X/7/5/7571acc245d41c970bc3d6136fa7bc94f5151a1c.jpeg)

And let me tell you, this stuff is slick. In fact, most of Georgia lacks roads that are fit to travel with the normal vehicle. Now whereas we could just put some off road diesel in a nice pick-up truck and drive our [proton packs](https://www.gbfans.com/wiki/equipment/proton-pack) down the road, we have decided to expel Dexter immediately. I mean, we decided to obtain a vehicle to kill two-birds with one stone:

 ![image](https://discdn.gbfans.com/original/3X/e/6/e647041ed044113426544b4cc69d088cca6a17ba.jpeg)

The Ecto-Grader.

You see, you big city folks with your Philadelphia Lawyers don’t understand the plight of the poor dirt farmer. Us “wool hat” boys in South Georgia have to take care of folks right proper. Indeed, we’re Talmadge and Maddox men down from our boots to our hats. Eugene dogs, Eugene cats, we got all of that.

Those folks in the “less urban” parts of our fair state need ghosts busted, too. And by buying this mighty fine piece of machinery, we can bring them those services for which we are well-renowned and make their roads traverse-able after a hard summer rain.

When we are finished “ecto-izing” this commercial grade road grader, it will have forty-five light-bars and a siren so loud it will wake up your great grandmother Janette.

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/cliff/32/5896_2.png) [@Cliff](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 10:54pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/idea-for-new-south-georgia-ectomobile/10855/2 "2012-10-11T22:54:47Z")

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…wasn’t one of those in the planning back in the [Kenner](https://www.gbfans.com/wiki/real-ghostbusters/kenner-10410) RGB days? I coulda sworn there was gonna be a GBII tie-in vehicle featuring the boys in their construction gear with this vehicle, with nuclear jackhammers attached to their packs…

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**Author:** ![Jairus](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@Jairus](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Jairus)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/idea-for-new-south-georgia-ectomobile/10855/3 "2012-10-12T16:09:42Z")

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In South Georgia, we can’t afford horses. We don’t have snow. We don’t mow our lawns. We haven’t had a new car sale in the state since 1976. We don’t have all the options that all you other fancy pants franchises do.

Maybe this road grader isn’t “pretty.” Maybe it doesn’t “fit on most roads.” Maybe it “gets .5 miles per gallon.”

It will flatten and destroy your custom Ecto. There will be shattered dollar store lights and shredded caution-stripe tape littered around the broken and mangled shell of your Astro van or whatever the hell you slapped a lightbar and an old DirecTV dish onto. Then we’re gonna piss on it.

That’s just how we roll in South Georgia.