# The Best Jokes You Never Got **URL:** \ **Category:** General Ghostbusters Discussion\ **Created:** [April 15, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652 "2012-04-15T22:50:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PinkGloom](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/pinkgloom/32/4018_2.png) [@PinkGloom](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/PinkGloom)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 12:24pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/21 "2012-08-04T12:24:09Z")
For the LONGEST time I never saw Peter hand Spengler a candy bar. When he said, “Here you’ve earned it.” I had no idea what he was talking about. It was only after I got the Blue Ray did I realize what was going on… ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@Iggy](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/22 "2012-08-04T19:38:48Z")
There are quite a bit of jokes they put in there that kids wouldn’t get, that’s for sure. “[Aim for the flat top](https://www.gbfans.com/wiki/games/ghostbusters-the-video-game/achievements/aim-for-the-flat-top)” ---
**Author:** ![Pseudodonn7](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@Pseudodonn7](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Pseudodonn7)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/23 "2012-08-04T20:20:25Z")
I always assumed they were referring to the hair. A double etendre? ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@Iggy](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 12:02pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/24 "2012-08-06T12:02:39Z")
You would think that, but considering they hit her in the chest… ---
**Author:** ![GBFamon](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/gbfamon/32/393_2.png) [@GBFamon](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/GBFamon)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/25 "2012-08-06T16:59:01Z")
> [@Iggy](#): > > You would think that, but considering they hit her in the chest… Hahahaha! Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I997 using Ghostbusters Fans on Android ---
**Author:** ![MotherPussBucket](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/motherpussbucket/32/231_2.png) [@MotherPussBucket](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/MotherPussBucket)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/26 "2012-08-07T00:13:35Z")
There’s a midget in GB2. We had no idea until a few years ago when the Steel City guys did a showing at a theater. We lost it, we’d never seen him before in the courtroom. ---
**Author:** ![windycitywarrior71](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/windycitywarrior71/32/6387_2.png) [@windycitywarrior71](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/windycitywarrior71)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2012, 12:42am UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/27 "2012-08-08T00:42:40Z")
I was 3 months old when GB came out I understood nothing lol. I never got the two people in their already when I was growing up. Now I think its comedy gold! And the stay puft getting laid joke. ---
**Author:** ![Cory\_GB\_Maine](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/cory_gb_maine/32/6371_2.png) [@Cory\_GB\_Maine](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Cory_GB_Maine)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/28 "2012-08-08T01:53:33Z")
> [@PinkGloom](#): > > For the LONGEST time I never saw Peter hand Spengler a candy bar. When he said, “Here you’ve earned it.” I had no idea what he was talking about. It was only after I got the Blue Ray did I realize what was going on… Like wise. It was not until I saw it on the big screen. I always wondered why people on here would post crunch bars on things and then I saw it in the theater and I got it. ---
**Author:** ![bromie](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bromie](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/bromie)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/29 "2012-08-13T16:42:52Z")
What does the line “what a crime” actually mean? Like people have said you notice more and more things as you grow up, but this one still evades me… ---
**Author:** ![gEkX](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/gekx/32/6229_2.png) [@gEkX](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/gEkX)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/30 "2012-08-13T17:30:34Z")
Dana says “That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there” To which Peter replys “What a crime” Get it? ---
**Author:** ![Garvin\_Ghostbuster](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/garvin_ghostbuster/32/6039_2.png) [@Garvin\_Ghostbuster](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Garvin_Ghostbuster)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/31 "2012-08-13T18:50:31Z")
> [@MotherPussBucket](#): > > There’s a midget in GB2. We had no idea until a few years ago when the Steel City guys did a showing at a theater. We lost it, we’d never seen him before in the courtroom. Where,whats the time point? I wanna see it. I’ve watched GB2 I know over 200 times and never saw a midget. Thats a damn midget for ya! Sent from my SCH-I500 using Ghostbusters Fans on Android ---
**Author:** ![bromie](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bromie](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/bromie)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/32 "2012-08-13T19:09:47Z")
As in she never “got down to it” in there? See that’s what i thought, but for some reason i thought there was some other meaning. ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@Iggy](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/33 "2012-08-13T20:34:33Z")
Yes, as in the room hasn’t ever had any action in there…wink wink, nudge, nudge. I think it kills the joke when it has to be explained. > [@](#): > > Where,whats the time point? I wanna see it. I’ve watched GB2 I know over 200 times and never saw a midget. Thats a damn midget for ya! I think I’ve noticed it too, but never thought much of it. If I recall correctly, after Pete says: “There’s so many holes in first ave, I didn’t think anyone would notice”. It cuts to the court audience where a couple people nod at each other. I think that’s where, I may have to watch it again to find it. ---
**Author:** ![bromie](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bromie](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/bromie)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/34 "2012-08-13T21:30:10Z")
Yeah, sorry about that. Just making sure i understood it. ---
**Author:** ![LandoSystem](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/landosystem/32/6436_2.png) [@LandoSystem](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/LandoSystem)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/35 "2012-08-14T02:11:54Z")
From GB2. “'Bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?” “I think they’re more interested in my epididymis.” When I was a wee one I had no idea what they were talking about. As I got older I thought he mispronounced epidermis and was talking about his skin. Nope. > **[Epididymis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymus)** > > The epididymis (/ɛpɪˈdɪdɪmɪs/; pl.: epididymides /ɛpɪdɪˈdɪmədiːz/ or /ɛpɪˈdɪdəmɪdiːz/) is an elongated tubular genital organ attached to the posterior side of each one of the two male reproductive glands, the testicles. It is a single, narrow, tightly coiled tube which, in adult humans, is about 6 to 7 centimetres (2.4 to 2.8 in) in length; uncoiled, the tube would be approximately 6 m (20 feet) long. The epididymis connects the ■■■■■■■■ to the vas deferens in the male reproductive system. The Th... ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@Iggy](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/36 "2012-08-14T13:41:57Z")
Oh, I knew what he was refering to rather early. They had us do a sex ed class in 5th grade, and that’s all she wrote. ---
**Author:** ![LandoSystem](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/landosystem/32/6436_2.png) [@LandoSystem](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/LandoSystem)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/37 "2012-08-14T21:16:31Z")
Oh we had sex ed too. I just don’t remember the chapter on the epididymis. Though it looks like there’s a chance you paid closer attention to the ■■■■■■■■ discussions than I did. ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@Iggy](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/38 "2012-08-14T23:16:36Z")
I think it was more the term that I found weird and it just stuck, plus, I probably just watched Ghostbusters recently and recall Egon saying it. Then again, it seemed like every time we had that class, some kid kept asking about Mr. Bobbet… ---
**Author:** ![howlingwind13](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@howlingwind13](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/howlingwind13)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/39 "2012-08-15T19:36:16Z")
After finishing film school with a study in actor training and directing I noticed… During the ghostbusters t.v. commercial, watch not only how uncomfortable Egon is in the commercial, but watch as he looks down when he steps forward and back to hit his mark for the camera…genius acting on Ramis’s part. mike ---
**Author:** ![Heroic35](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/heroic35/32/4022_2.png) [@Heroic35](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Heroic35)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652/40 "2012-09-19T03:33:30Z")
Read this board all the time and used to be registered under a name that I’ve forgotten… But this post made me come out of hiding. My face joke which I can’t believe has not been said yet: [Winston Zeddemore](https://www.gbfans.com/wiki/characters/winston-zeddemore): I’m Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I’ve only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I’ve seen shit that’ll turn you white. _room of white men goes quiet_ [Previous page](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/the-best-jokes-you-never-got/17652.md?page=3)