# What do you tell the Wife?

**URL:** <https://forum.gbfans.com/t/what-do-you-tell-the-wife/8980>\
**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [March 9, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/what-do-you-tell-the-wife/8980 "2011-03-09T17:31:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![ejlambert](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/ejlambert/32/179750_2.png) [@ejlambert](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/ejlambert)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/what-do-you-tell-the-wife/8980/41 "2011-04-13T19:20:30Z")

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> [@Vincenzo330](#):
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> Another quality addition to a valid conversation. Thanks Benny, you’re all aces in my book ==6

+12

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**Author:** ![Bennyboombatz](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@Bennyboombatz](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Bennyboombatz)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/what-do-you-tell-the-wife/8980/42 "2011-04-13T20:25:43Z")

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> [@Vincenzo330](#):
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> Another quality addition to a valid conversation. Thanks Benny, you’re all aces in my book ==6

You’re another ballbustin’ mod. You’ve trailed me in each thread and left smarmy comments behind. I think you’re my biggest fan.

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**Author:** ![Crix](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Crix](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Crix)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/what-do-you-tell-the-wife/8980/43 "2011-04-13T20:46:36Z")

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> [@Bennyboombatz](#):
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> > [@Vincenzo330](#):
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> > Another quality addition to a valid conversation. Thanks Benny, you’re all aces in my book ==6
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> You’re another ballbustin’ mod. You’ve trailed me in each thread and left smarmy comments behind. I think you’re my biggest fan.

Actually, I am your biggest fan. Without you, how else would I know that the bottom of the barrel has a bottom?

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**Author:** ![Vincenzo330](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/8c91f0/32.png) [@Vincenzo330](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Vincenzo330)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/what-do-you-tell-the-wife/8980/44 "2011-04-13T20:55:46Z")

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> [@Bennyboombatz](#):
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> You’re another ballbustin’ mod. You’ve trailed me in each thread and left smarmy comments behind. I think you’re my biggest fan.

[sarcasm]Yes, you’re yet another helpless victim of the evil moderators of GBFans. Your comments in all the threads that you visit are always intelligent and well-thought out (not to mention your impeccable usage of grammar and punctuation).

I’m completely unfair in my treatment of you. You’ve obviously done nothing but contribute tons of knowledge and insight to this community full of heels and bullies.

I guess the reason that I’m so hard on you is that I really am your biggest fan. Can we just bury the hatchet for old time’s sake? I’d love to see you continue to post more gems of “Boombatzity”[/sarcasm]

Now that we’ve got that out of the way I’m going to ask you nicely, please start to put a little more thought into the things you say here. Ask yourself “Am I being helpful in any way?” or “Will my attempts at humor be appreciated by anyone other than myself?”

In short, please, I beg you, I IMPLORE YOU, think before you post.

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**Author:** ![Carpeteria](https://forum.gbfans.com/user_avatar/forum.gbfans.com/carpeteria/32/4011_2.png) [@Carpeteria](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Carpeteria)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/what-do-you-tell-the-wife/8980/45 "2011-04-13T21:09:27Z")

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> [@Bennyboombatz](#):
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> yeah but she ain’t supportive of nothing. She’s supportive of me givin her money to go get her nails done and then I’m supportive of her putting those big melons in my face after my guts are full of the dinner she just cooked. No room for building ghost traps in that equation.

What a lucky lady you’ve got.

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**Author:** ![Vincenzo330](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/8c91f0/32.png) [@Vincenzo330](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/Vincenzo330)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/what-do-you-tell-the-wife/8980/46 "2011-04-13T21:14:37Z")

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This was actually a decent topic that some people might be interested in. I’d like to see it get back to that so please, everyone just leave Bennyboombatz alone now as he has involuntarily agreed to stop derailing threads.

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**Author:** ![parksdesign](https://forum.gbfans.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@parksdesign](https://forum.gbfans.com/u/parksdesign)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://forum.gbfans.com/t/what-do-you-tell-the-wife/8980/47 "2011-04-15T20:25:54Z")

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> [@Carpeteria](#):
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> > [@Bennyboombatz](#):
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> > yeah but she ain’t supportive of nothing. She’s supportive of me givin her money to go get her nails done and then I’m supportive of her putting those big melons in my face after my guts are full of the dinner she just cooked. No room for building ghost traps in that equation.
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> What a lucky lady you’ve got.

I’ll admit…that did make me laugh out loud.

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