In hosting the FoxFiles there are some things you just have to accept.
Prank calls will get through, they just will. We are on a delay and I have a censor button on set so it may not make it to air, but both the Mayor and I know some guy accused him of giving blumpkins.
Its live tv so anything can happen. From mics falling off to dogs taking a dump on the table and/or peeing on the guests face…unfortunately I have no video proof of that, but there’s a reason we don’t have animals on anymore and that’s it.
The Sales Dept will from time to time schedule a show and not tell you about it.
And that’s where our story begins.
I was co-anchoring and had reported that day so I didn’t have time to follow up while the sales guys were there. I DID know “physicians for women” was the guest but I had no idea who the specific guests were or what the topic was till I sat down during the commercial break between the news and FoxFiles.
Which is where I learned the topic of the night.
What followed was the single most uncomfortable, awkward, and least prepared show I’ve ever done.
If you skip to about 11:32 we get a caller complaining of constant infections and Vijaja warns her she may be douching too much…she kept putting SOOOO much emphasis on the word douche, all I could do to keep from laughing was to stare at my paper and think about the holocaust.
Did that last caller really ask if her uterus could grow back AND her be pregnant without having sex, assumed by her because she is eating a lot lately but is “losing and gaining weight at the same time”?
I just F*%$%## lost it. I’m laughing out loud at work and people are looking at me with great disdain. Thank you Mr. Handsome Chace Ambrose on my TV!!!
:crunch: I think you have really earned this