holy cow, lochness monster real!

well folks, just as google proved the existence of Atlantis a while back, here’s proof that Nessie is real.

take a look at the undeniable evidence…

What do you think? What a great day for science!

Loch Ness monster: A history of the legendary beast | Fox News??test=faces

That’s not Nessie, I’ve seen her. Back when I was a we lad I was spending some time in Scotland with Grandpa McLauren. We were sitting by the mighty waters when he began to spin a tale of his encounter with the gentle beast and how when he was a we lad just as I was then she arose out of the water and starred him down as if peering into his soul. As he finished his story he tossed his last skipping stone and FOOSH out of the water she rose and her eyes caught mine and we gazed at each other, I felt my soul get lighter. It was terrifying yet magical! She then made no noise but closed her eyes and as she did so did I. As I opened my eyes again she was gone and the water still; I will never forget the day that Nessie rose from the mighty waters of Scotland and peered into my own soul just as she once did to my Grandpa before me.

The ness monster is as real as a holy cow..

I guess you’ve never been to India.

Here’s something fun to waste your time with:

THAT’S MY ASS!

FOX News reporting on The Sun! Awesome. Looks like a squid though.

Didn’t fox news also just report that bush has been re-elected?

It’s funny how Fox News gets bashed a lot. Yet they are the highest rated cable news network.

here’s the rankings for Q1:

  1. The O’Reilly Factor: 3,438,000 total viewers

  2. Hannity: 2,579,000 total viewers

  3. Glenn Beck: 2,271,000 total viewers

  4. Special Report with Bret Baier: 2,092,000 total viewers

  5. On the Record with Greta Van Susteren: 1,977,000 total viewers

  6. The FOX Report with Shepard Smith: 1,927,000 total viewers

  7. The O’Reilly Factor (repeat): 1,457,000 total viewers

  8. America’s Newsroom: 1,445,000 total viewers

  9. Your World with Neil Cavuto: 1,428,000 total viewers

  10. Countdown with Keith Olbermann: 1,327,000 total viewers

9 out of 10? hmmm… what does it all mean? lol

That I wouldn’t trust my neighbor to help me in times of trouble. :frowning:

Edit: Change "wouldn’t to “shouldn’t”

It’s funny how people don’t see bias on both ends of the spectrum. They just see what they want to see so they can find an opportunity to moan or insult somebody.

They seem to forget that their precious anointed one’s rising star can be attributed to other biased media outlets, as well.

That’s not a political statement, by the way. Oh, wait…

I think Nessie is a fabrication of the right wing conspiracy.

Hey lady, if you are referring to me, well… the only anointed one I have is the Bush family. I was counting on them to wipe this planet clean of all humanity so that I could prosper in my now defunct factory of right angle brackets and roofing tiles. But alas even he failed me and now I have to sell corn on the cob with mayo and hot sauce to Texans :frowning:

how has atlantis been proven real?

You will not address me as “lady.” You will address me as “your royal highness.”

I wasn’t referring to you.

I love hot sauce.

dude where have you been?

it’s all right here:

What Uni really meant to say was:

That stupid people gather in large numbers?

It doesn’t really mean anything. Fox is just louder, more obnoxious and thus much more entertaining to watch! It’s a land where you’re right when you’re making the most noise, and statistics are as factual as you want them to be so just make 'em up all the time.

MSNBC and CNN are just as biased and get just as many stories wrong, they are simply in a different teams pocket.

For the past 8 years Fox has called protesters crazies, loons, anti-American, etc. While CNN hold them up as examples of people standing up for their freedom. Suddenly teams in power switch and guess what happens? Yep. CNN is calling protesting groups hateful, racist, etc. Fox however states how patriotic and American they all are, it’s all about freedom and the Constitution.

Main topic on hand. What do I think it is? A big boat w/ a wake behind it. That’s what it looks like and probably exactly what it is.

not made up, it’s the Neilsen ratings. they’re independent.

a fair statement

I think that’s when they’re referring to folks like the 9-11 conspiracy ppl and code pink, which, I kinda have to agree.

that’s nuts! anyone with a brain can clearly see the body, long neck, and flippers. it’s nessie man!

My my, how enlightened you are. Now anybody that watches mainstream news networks, particularly Fox, is stupid.

Great and poignant assessment there. :cool: