If preordered prototypes that change before release and are a nasty surprise you love, here’s something for the even MORE discriminating blind buyer! Now you can just spend your money in advance there, and then just hope for something to spend it on that they don’t muck up!
And even better, the fine print:
IMPORTANT NOTE: Entire Gift Certificate must be spent in a single transaction. The remaining balance cannot be accrued.
My only question is, Can I use this at Big Lots? 
Want to take your hard earned cash that’s accepted all over the world for every good ever made known to man and turn it into the digital equivalent of Chuck E Cheese tokens?!
Matty cash can help! Snub your loved ones of their right to buy something enjoyable this holiday season!
Should I get one before they sell out, or wait until next thanksgiving when they will reappear at 60% off?
For when you want a gift in time for (next) Christmas.
Can you buy them with Bitcoin?
May as well call it Eternia Currency. There’s really nothing else on that site to buy anymore.