Translation Dutch Youtube discussion on GBgame

This message is about the following youtube video: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_D833Mc5oxE

Hiya, reading all the comments on the relevant YouTube page about how annoying, incomprehensible, and guttural my native language is, I thought it might be a good exercise and decent gesture to provide anyone who’s interested with a translation of said fragment. Most of the info is already known to y’all, but still… What you get is a transcript in Dutch, with each line immediately followed by a rough translation in English; there are a few bits where I’m uncertain as to what either the presenter or Youri (the guy on the right, whom I happen to know personally) is saying, in which case I either added a quotation mark between square brackets (viz. [?]) or ellipsis (viz. […]). Here we go…