Hello everyone. I’ve lurjed around for about a month now and finally joined. I have no idea why it took me so long.
Welcome aboard, Gozer! 
What matters is, you’re here now.
Welcome!
Welcome! Tell us about yourself!
Welcome to the party, pal! Lots of information and fun to be had here but lets learn about you
Are you a god?
Yes.
Welcome! 
Just be careful when you use the equipment, you dont want to end up like the last newbie. :? 
then why erz you came?
Welcome.