My girlfriend (she’s a wonderful woman) works night shift in the maternity ward. She’s a nurse. She’s educated and awesome.
Meanwhile, I’m a dumb Army grunt that got drunk and hung out for a while.
She asked me what I was up to.
I told her I found some RGB episodes on Youtube.
She asked if I was wearing my flight suit while I watched RGB.
No. No. NO
…Yes.
Shut up, don’t judge me!
