ray crazy ride !!
EXT. MUSEUM - DAY (LATER)
The Ghostbusters cross to ECTO-2.
SPENGLER
There’s definitely something going on in
that studio. The PKE levels were max-plus
and the Giga-meter was showing all red.
WINSTON
I’d put my money on that Vigo character.
VENKMAN
Yeah, that’s a safe bet.
(to Stantz)
You and Spengman see what else you can dig
up on Vigo and this little weasel Poha.
Those two were made for each other.
INT. ECTO-2 - DAY (LATER)
The Ghostbusters are driving back to the firehouse. Stantz is at the
wheel. His eyes are vacant, he seems distracted and very tense. Stantz
swerves suddenly and HONKS the horn angrily.
STANTZ
(to another driver)
Idiot!
(honking)
Move it, you jerk!
Venkman and Winston exchange surprised looks.
EXT. STREET - DAY (CONTINUOUS ACTION)
Stantz drives extremely fast, HONKING vindictively, weaving dangerously
through traffic.
INT. ECTO-2 - DAY (CONTINUOUS ACTION)
Winston looks at Ray, concerned.
WINSTON
Going a little fast, aren’t we, Ray?
Stantz turns on him.
STANTZ
(viciously)
Are you telling me how to drive?
WINSTON
No, I just thought –
STANTZ
Well don’t think!
He HONKS again and tromps hard on the accelerator.
EXT. STREET - DAY (CONTINUOUS)
Ecto-2 is now barreling down the avenue. Pedestrians leap to safety as
Stantz runs a red light.
INT. ECTO-2 - DAY (CONTINUOUS ACTION)
They hang on to the safety straps as Stantz continues his maniacal ride.
WINSTON
(to Stantz, really worried
now)
Are you crazy, man? You’re going to kill
somebody!
Stantz looks at him and smile demonically.
STANTZ
No, I’m going to kill everybody!
He swerves off the road.
EXT. ECTO-2 - DAY (CONTINUOUS ACTION)
The car heads right for a big tree.
INT. ECTO-2 - DAY (CONTINUOUS ACTION)
At the last possible moment, Winston cold-cocks Stantz, grabs the wheel
and steps across to stomp on the brakes.
EXT. ECTO-2 - DAY (CONTINUOUS ACTION)
The car skids into the tree and stops. The Ghostbusters stumble out
dazed and shaken, but unhurt. Stantz rubs his eyes and looks at the
others, completely at a loss.
STANTZ
(himself again)
What happened?
VENKMAN
You just picked up three penalty points on
your driver’s license.
WINSTON
Are you all right?
STANTZ
Yeah, I guess so. It was the strangest
thing. I knew what I was doing but I
couldn’t stop. This really terrible feeling
came over me and – I don’t know – I just
felt like driving into that tree and ending
it all. Whew! Sorry, boys.
They inspect the damage to the car.
VENKMAN
(confidentially, to
Spengler)
Watch him, Egon. Don’t even let him shave.
EXT. CARL SCHURZ PARK - NIGHT (LATER)
Preceded by a police car, Ecto-2 enters the small park on the East River
at 88th Street and disappears into an underground entrance. The CAMERA
PANS UP to reveal Gracie Mansion, the residence of the Mayor of New York
City.
INT. GRACIE MANSION - MOMENTS LATER
The Ghostbusters, now wearing police raincoats over their longjohns are
ushered through the house by a butler to a set of double oak doors. The
butler knocks lightly, then opens the door to reveal the MAYOR sitting in
front of the fireplace in his well-appointed private study, flanked by
Jack Hardemeyer, both in tuxedoes. The Ghostbusters enter.
INT. STUDY - CONTINUOUS ACTION
The Mayor is impatient and a little angry at having been pulled out of
his formal reception. He frowns at their bizarre attire.
MAYOR
All right – the Ghostbusters. I’ll tell
you right now; I’ve got two hundred of the
heaviest campaign contributors in the city
out there eating bad roast chicken waiting
for me to give the speech of my life.
You’ve got two minutes. Make it good.
STANTZ
You get enough negative energy flowing in a
dense environment like Manhattan, it starts
to build up, and if we don’t do something
fast this whole place will blow like a frog
on a hotplate.
WINSTON
Tell him about the toaster.
VENKMAN
I don’t think he’s ready for the toaster.
MAYOR
(shaking his head)
Being miserable and treating other people
like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given
right. What am I supposed to do – go on
television and tell eight million people
they have to be nice to each other? I’m
sorry, none of this makes any sense to me,
and if anything does happen we’ve got plenty
of paid professionals to deal with it. Your
two minutes are up. Good night, gentlemen.
The mayor exits, leaving the Ghostbusters to Hardemeyer.
INT. PARKVIEW PSYCHIATRIC - PADDED ROOM - NIGHT (SAME TIME)
Venkman, Stantz, Spengler and Winston are in a padded cell. They are
handcuffed and the cuffs are chained to thick leather belts around their
waists. Venkman stands there banging his head into the padded wall
while the others try to explain the situation to a skeptical
Psychiatrist.
STANTZ
We think the spirit of Vigo the Carpathian
is alive in a painting at the Manhattan
Museum.
PSYCHIATRIST
I see. And are there any other paintings in
the museum with bad spirits in them?
SPENGLER
(impatient)
You’re wasting valuable time! We have reason
to believe that Vigo is drawing strength from
a psychomagnetheric slime flow that’s been
collecting under the city.
PSYCHIATRIST
Yes, tell me about the slime.
WINSTON
It’s potent stuff. We made a toaster dance
with it, then a bathtub tried to eat his
friend’s baby.
The psychiatrist looks at Venkman.
VENKMAN
Don’t look at me. I think they’re nuts.
INT. PARKVIEW PSYCHIATRIC WARD - DAY (SAME TIME)
The Ghostbusters are sitting in the dayroom, a dingy lounge for patients
in the locked ward. There is a television set, a Ping-Pong table and a
few tables and chairs. Stantz is looking at the sky through the heavy
wire mesh covering the windows.
STANTZ
This is it. boys. It’s starting. Shit-storm
Venkman is doing occupational therapy, weaving on a little hand-loom.
VENKMAN
It better not start yet. I’m trying to
finish my potholder before lunch.
WINSTON
You think all those predictions about the
world coming to an end in the 1990s are true?
A PATIENT at the next table joins the discussion.
PATIENT
(with certainty)
- My dog told me.
VENKMAN
What kind of dog?
PATIENT
Labrador.
VENKMAN
(shakes his head)
Habitual liars. They can’t help it. It’s
in the breed.