it would be fun to include it.
interact with it. Listed below are all of the Vigo insults that can be found
in the language.pod, which is presumably all of Vigo’s insults.
language.pod file that is not in the realistic version’s language.pod file. In
the list below, it’s line 102: “This isn’t Ghostbusters. This is The Exorcist!”
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Mmmm…not bad for a mortal.
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Congratulations. Come stare into my eyes to claim your reward.
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Such a pity victory in the face of the vast pool of chaos rising around
you!
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You win this round, Ghostbusters!
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Araghhh…the smell of happiness stings my nose!
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Hahaha!
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What a wretched display of ineptitude.
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If this were my castle, I’d have you strung up for that.
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Oh, such delicious despair.
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Your weaknesses feed me! Please continue to fail!
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Compete for my amusement.
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It is the dawn of another struggle for power!
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In the grand scheme, you all must realize these diversions mean nothing!
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The time of war is over.
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Time to end this foolish display!
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Ohhh…this bores me.
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I was just beginning to savor your burgeoning anger towards one another!
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Enough!
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Time is but a window - and that window is closing.
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The end is near.
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Judgment approaches.
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Prepare yourselves for the inevitable.
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Your inexorable march towards finality begins here, Ghostbusters.
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Oh! The battle intensifies!
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If only I could have delivered such humiliation in person.
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That was almost as painful as being stabbed and pulled apart…ermmmmm,
but perhaps not.
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You call that an accomplishment?
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Congratulate yourself now mortal, while you still have time.
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Look deep inside yourself and ask if this was a true victory.
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Foolish Mortal!
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What a miserable pile of weakness.
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Another thousand failures and I’ll have enough negative energy to return
to the world of the living. HAhahaha!
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I should’ve painted myself a bathroom in this thing.
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I tire of the pity meanderings of you simpering fools.
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Just another thousand years, Vigo, hang in there. Hang in.
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In my day, we had no time for such trifling amusements.
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I loathe you from the darkest spume of my craven, boiling bowels!
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My veins spurt white hot bile and broken glass as I’m forced to look upon
you.
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Sure, my cranium is large, but so is my devastation!
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Pay tribute to Lord Vigo, peasant.
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Death is in the air.
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No heart ever beat as black as my own. Come closer…and I’ll let you
hear it.
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So many mothers have twisted in agony at the horror I visited upon their
sons.
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What was will be. What is, will be no more.
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You’ll be squirming soon enough.
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Now is the season of evil.
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I am Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer.
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You will know the torments of a million babies eaten alive in searing fire.
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Not even these shackles can hold the demon-beast of Romania forever!
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I am Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf!
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Vigo the Carpathian will taste the blood of men, again.
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On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I shall sit on a throne of
blood once more.
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My dreams are blood-soaked dark things filled with furious vengeance.
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When the day comes, you will be the first.
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When my vindication comes, you’ll wish you’d been born inside-out.
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The stench of fear permeates this place.
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I loathe the living.
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The fires of hell feed me.
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Have you ever savored the exquisite anguish of tortured souls?
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What I sense coming is far more horrible than I. Are you prepared?
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The demons in this realm are gathering to conquer. You have not a chance.
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With every passing day, you grow weaker, and I gain power.
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This pitiful makeshift prison will not last forever.
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I see the fear in your soul. You’re losing the battle you engage in.
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The dead shall walk and the mighty shall fall.
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Rivers of blood flow beneath us.
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Distant worlds beckon. Evil spirits howl.
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My sword will taste your flesh.
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Your zipper is down.
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Psst! Shoes are untied.
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Psst! Over here.
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Please stop burning the microwave popcorn.
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May the hooves of a thousand steeds trample you underfoot.
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Bow to your master.
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My scalding wrath shall pour out upon your tender soul.
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I am Vigo the Destroyer!
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From the dust of the dead rise the unholy.
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Don’t you know me? I am Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf.
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Oh, this really is a good likeness of me.
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Keep walking. Go on!
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Call me Vigo the Despised or Vigo the Unholy or…ahh…uh…never mind.
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Nobody ever listens to me.
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Find me a child that I may live again.
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You sniveling, pitiful, half-man.
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Upon the splintered bones of men, I feed.
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Be gone, peasant.
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Get me outta here, will ya?!
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In my grasp, your bones will turn to dust.
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On a river of blood, I will rise.
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The souls of men feed my rebirth.
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Spirits call…the day of reckoning has begun.
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Open the door so I might destroy again.
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This city will ■■■■■■■■ wrath again.
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How about a little sacrifice? Not a baby, but maybe a dog or a cat?
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The screams of the damned call for you!
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May an army of demons devour you!
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Come here boy! I’ll wear you like pants.
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Release me from this torment. I can make it worth your while.
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Did you know that the human large intestine, when stretched out, will wrap
around a city block? You have to get a running start.
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Have you savored the exquisite anguish of tortured souls? Salty…
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Pull my finger! I command you!
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This isn’t Ghostbusters. This is The Exorcist!
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I dreamt I was in a painting with ponies. It was nice.
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Ohh…I have an itch…ah…right…here!
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I see the evil of the times to come. Three more far away wars will come
and they will tarnish even the undisputed glory of the first three.
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I see the evil of the times to come. No flying cars - ever! HAHAhahahaha!
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I see the evil of the times to come. You will choose a king far more evil
than myself to rule you. Twice!
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I see the evil of the times to come. In time all music will be free, but
for the cost of your soul.
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I see the evil of the times to come. You will remember paying $1.45 for gas
and will weep hot tears for yesterday.
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I see the evil of the times to come. Millennial apocalypse! Your world
unravels…maybe. Maybe not.
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I see the evil of the times to come. The glove won’t fit.
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I see the evil of the times to come. “It” is just a scooter.
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I see the evil of the times to come. They’re all juicing. All of them!
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Mha-ha-ha-ha-ha!