Why isn't this a thing yet?

You bakas are all wrong.

I KNEW Chairman Mao was a robot!

I started with the reboot (9th dr) - present & am now in the middle of the early years. Unfortunately, I worked at hot topic for a stint and needed a working knowledge of the newer series, hence the ass-backwards start. Presently I’m on collection 4 per Netflix watch now ā€œClassic Doctor Whoā€ 1973ish… It’s pretty rad to see how far special effects have come, and how cool they were back then. There’s something to be said for the tangible monsters of years past (^_^)

For the record, I only worked at hot topic because I needed to be able to afford a surgery for my dog & they were willing to hire me & work around my grown-up job. (*ノ▽ノ) Oh the horror! Oh the shaaaame!

Gee, thanks (fan since I was a child).

Misunderstanding! Actual fans are fine. I meant the newer gaggle of fans who only like it because the t-shirts are for sale at the mall and ā€œmatt smith is hella hOtTTTTTTTTTTTT like zomglollercopter TARDIS NAILPOLISH!ā€. They’re hard to explain, but you know & hate them the instant you see them, and they ruin everything they touch…

Hot Topic requires you to have knowledge of Doctor Who to work there?

No, but I like to know what I’m selling, as it’s easier to relate to your customer base when you do. Aaaaaand when parents come in for the holidays looking for presents for their kids in genres they aren’t familiar with I was able to bridge the gap. I was older than my co-workers, blandly dressed (went right from the office to hottopia), and mild mannered but with a near-to-encyclopedic knowledge of what their kids were into / pop culture. Their wallets never saw me coming. muahahaha. I probably could have made a career of it if 1. it wasn’t an awful company to work for (for many reasons) & 2. I didn’t hate my life every second I was there. I mean, seriously, I was 10 years older than my ā€œbossā€ā€¦ AND IM NOT THAT OLD!!.. ą² _ą² 

Yes. And a full memorization of the entire Korn catalog, as well as a very ironic disposition towards all pre-2000 pop culture. And angst. Don’t forget the angst.

You’re also required to take a fire safety course.

Funny story; the hot topic I worked in actually caught fire… faulty light switch in the bathroom. I think the juggalos had something to do with it. :slight_smile:

Dr. Who? I have no idea.

I love ghostbusters, and i love Doctor Who. (i’m english, it would be sacriligious not to!) if their paths crossed instead of the streams, the doctor would have saved the day WAY before the guys came up with a plan. And he would have most likely kissed Janine before Egon.

Yeah. And then Janine would slap him silly and run to Egon who, of course, would crush who ever the Doctor Who main character is under his uniform boot (metaphorically speaking).

Oh why not

very funny. I’m looking forwards to read more,