“Where do these stairs go?”
“They go UP!”
He’s an ugly little spud isn’t he?
Nice Shooting Tex!
Boy, the superintendent’s gonna be ■■■■■■!
When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!
“Nobody Steps on a church in my town”
“Suck in the guts guys, we’re the Ghostbusters.”
Nice shootin’ Tex
“I used to have a roommate, but then my mom moved to Florida.” - Louis Tully
What is it? What did you do, Ray?
That’s a big Twinkie
You’re short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you’re a terrible burden on your poor mother.
Were the best, the beautiful, were the only …Ghostbusters.
This Mr. Stay Puft’s OK! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York. We get this guy laid we won’t have any trouble!
“Dropping off or Picking up” - Janine Melnitz
So I asked Egon if I should win this contest and he replied:
“Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?”
“You’re right. No human being could stack books like this.”
Where do these stairs go?
They go up.
“Yes, it’s true… this man has no dick.”
“Why am I dripping with goo?”