Ghostbusters Employee Handbook section help!

The Western Kentucky Ghostbusters have been working on an Employee Handbook for a while now and are turning to the GB community for help in completing one particular section. This section is to help new GBs come up with witty come-backs to the various things that people may say to or ask someone in a GB uniform.

Here’s some examples:

Civilian Reaction: “Who ya gonna call?”

GB Response: “Not me, I’m on my lunch.”

	“10-10-2-20?”



	“1-800-Safe Auto?”



	“Ghostbusters!” (NES voice optional)

	“He-Man!”

OR

Civilian Reaction: Toughing or fondling a GB’s equipment or person.

GB Response: “Back off man, I’m a scientist!”

So, anyone have any other reactions/responses to add?

How about

Civilian" Are you a Ghostbuster"

Ghostbuster " No but I do play one on tv"