Lol, nice. that was pretty funney. Here’s one.
The male teacher in a girls’ school asked the science class: “Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?”
Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. She said: “Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal.” The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary’s reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.
Lily put up her hand. “Yes, Lily?”
“Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye.”
“Very good. Thanks, Lily,” said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: “Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day, you are going to be sadly disappointed.”
And another.
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have
Boobs bigger than his mother’s, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, “The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.”
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns
to
Tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad
does.
She replies, “The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is.”
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his
mother:
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he
Talks, the dumber he gets."
If anybody is offended by these, the I appologise. I mearly post them for humor. Laugh, because they are funney.
Oh, and one last one. Simple humor, I promise.
Q: How do you fix a broken monkey?
A: With a monkey wrench!