OMG, Tralan, STFU.
Just because the one girlfriend you had was a ■■■■ doesn’t mean all women are that ■■■■■■■ retarded. Stop trying to act like a bad ass when it comes to women, I can tell by what you listed as “cons” you’re either lying or dated one girl in your entire life.
That’s the dumbest list of shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
No normal, healthy man would say this unless he were gay (and even then that’s not true) or a shut in.
I like fat women!
Aw, look at me! I’m a rockstar who can criticize those with different interpersonal perspectives, on account of all the tail I’m getting!
Right on, home slice. Whatever you gotta do.
If you’re going to critique, I recommend that you at least do so with a little class. This is doubly true when your primary method of calling someone out for “acting like a b*dass” is by claiming that you yourself are so damned knowledgable.
I mean…yeesh. Insert eye roll here.
I have a ■■■■■■, that would make me woman, I’m pretty ■■■■■■■ sure I know more about women than anyone in this thread, including you, save any other girl who posts here, which seem to be few and far between.
Insert eye roll.
So before you run your goddamn mouth, click that little “profile” button right down yonder, or even just look at my avatar.
Here, lemme make a list of gross stereotypes about men that you can find on any sitcom.
Oh no, never mind, why would I do that when I know the vast majority of it isn’t true and know so by spending time with the opposite sex.
I find it fascinating the level at which you reaffirm all of the things posted by Tralan up there.
Way to go, hot stuffs.
Besides, I thought your avatar was a boy.
Reaffirm what? Show me exactly what I reaffirmed in his list of stereotypes? You can’t, because I didn’t, because nothing of what I’ve said falls into it. You’re just blowing shit out of your ass because you got put down after trying to make a lame comeback for your lame friend.
And since when do boys have bra straps hanging out? Huh? Do you wear a bra? And since when do boys carry red purses? Do you have a purse?
Cons:
Nagging No one’s nagging
She tries to change you I’m not trying to change anyone
someone always around This is a message board, does not apply
Can’t sit around in your undies Again this is a message board, does not apply
Someone to complain about your video games Who’s bitching about video games? I’m not
Someone to complain about your comics Who’s bitching about comics? I’m not
Someone to complain about your other “nerd” hobbies Again, who’s bitching about nerd shit?, I’m not
Someone who gets angry at you when you call “The Hills” a waste of time I don’t even know what that is
Someone who gets offended when you say “Only retards watch Laguna Beach.” I don’t know what that is either, and it has nothing to do with what I’m saying.
Someone who doesn’t understand and gets angry when you just want to be alone. Has nothing to do with what I’ve said
Money spent on someone else and not on your obsessions Who the ■■■■ is spending money on me here?
The eye rolls when you get excited because you just got the latest issue of Planet hulk (yes, it’s been that long since I’ve had a GF… and I’ve not been happier). I don’t even know what the ■■■■ that is either, does not apply
So please, tell me, what did I just reaffirm?
Look darlin’, I’m not getting into a ■■■■■■■ match with you. You can just keep on keepin’ on, and let the commentary speak for itself.
You’ve already made yourself out to be quite the classy lady; I forsee nothing but GREAT things in your future. 
Lol, I love people who loose arguments and then try to play the “I’ll take the high road because I have class” role, rofl. But the reality is, is that you just looked like an idiot and are trying to save face.
Go ahead, get on your high horse and pretend to be better. Bo was kind enough to let me know about how classy you really are, rofl.
OK. If I’m being baited, then so be it. I’m your huckleberry, at least temporarily. 
I was most certainly not wrong in my comment re: your attitude and behavior in relation to Tarlan’s post. You’re representative of a very particular type of young woman, one with whom most guys have plenty of experience…a juvenile who thinks that by saying something like “these are my ■■■■ rotfl!” and calling someone gay she can come across as “just one of the guys.” The fact is, the transparency of your insecurity is almost abrasive, and it manages to reaffirm to someone like Tarlan that women are judgemental, confrontational creatures to be avoided at all costs (apologies to the guy for speaking for him, as I don’t know him in the least; I’m simply an advocate). Honestly, don’t you have something more intellectual to offer? Or is this simply not the place for it?
It frankly makes little difference whether you’re an affeminate boy or boyish girl; you’ve STILL gone and criticized Tarlan for nothing but his own opinion and experiences, without even bothering to ask why they are what they are. If you truly want to point out stereotypes, I suggest you do it without falling victim to those overgeneralizations yourself, and by making sure you have a bit more substance than, “I’m a girl who’s willing to post a big picture of my chest and spout foul-mouthed asterisks…aren’t I just a class act?”
There’s no “lost argument” here, because my comments about you have not been terribly argumentative. They’ve simply pointed out the obvious: that you cannot participate in the general dialogue without resorting to simpleton shock value, and that’s fine, of course; just know that it’s obvious.
I’m not “taking the high road” because I think I’m better; I’m taking it (or attempting to, at least, from here on out) because you cannot seem to understand that insults and name-calling do not a point make. Perhaps even the tiniest attempt at rationality - even eloquence, God forbid! - might be on order from your end of the field…although I won’t be holding my breath.
But perhaps…just perhaps…I simply can’t keep up with your cerebral input, and so must bow out (dis)gracefully, kicking sand and staring at the floor.
Yes…let’s go with that.
*AJ: I really do apologize for my involvement in this discussion…I’m embarassed to have even participated. Small dip in maturity level for this guy.
(Don’t listen to Bo).
Will you go out with me DonkeyPunch?
I’m willing to learn about girls, and ■■■■ and so on.
the thought of Bo weighing in his opinion on who is classy made me LAWL. Sorry. :mrgreen:
Oh wow, I’m classy because I choose to use big words versus vulgar ones, it makes me seem so less terribly juvenile.
My attitude and reaction was not solely based on just that one post, but the posts that proceeded it as well, in which he was quiet obviously trying very desperately to come across as someone could so easily cast aside women who didn’t meet all of his fancies. Further proved because they came after Vinster posted about how he wanted a girlfriend oh so bad. “Oooo, let me show off because I had a girlfriend once upon a time.” The simple fact that his list of “pros” and “cons” are the typical trite complains of men on vapid sitcoms and the back bone of awful comedians should make it obvious that he’s little experience with the different gambits of women who roam this earth. Or rather, he should think about the kind of man he is in order to change the type of woman who would be attracted to him.
Let’s be honest here, this is generally a boys club in which such a sorry display would go unnoticed if not celebrated, when in fact it’s really a crock of ■■■■ (oh jeez, I used a vulgar word I’m so classless).
If you’re so concerned with others being judgmental, then perhaps you should look back and realize that you’re guilty of the same sin, as you don’t know who I am and yet you seem to think you do. No, I don’t pretend to be one of the guys, yes, I choose lewd language versus you’re uppity eloquence because I don’t care when I’m among my peers. You aren’t my boss, you aren’t anyone of importance, so why should I put on a show of cerebral strength? There is no need. Further more, I posted that signature because I’m tired of everyone on this board mistaking me fore a guy and it pertained to this silly bullshit fight. This is the only moment where I’ve come off as abrasive on this board, so maybe it’s not me but rather dealing with you and your need to defend someone you don’t even know, and who didn’t even ask for your help.
LOL, right, so I’m the ass because I chose to be honest, and saying what any other hot blooded, normal man was thinking as well (maybe perhaps someone who doesn’t spend their free time messing with toys and playing dress up would think this anyway), but it’s just idiotic blubbering because I decided to say so in simple terms instead of using large pretentious speak, which isjust as insulting but easily missed because it isn’t so apparent. Further proved by what you did in that very post, by making sure to bring my intelligence into question on several occasions, as well as your constant reiteration that I have no class. If that ain’t the pot calling the kettle black I don’t know what is.
Go ahead and once again, pretend to take the high road, and even throw in that apology to AJ to further seal the deal that you think your better, and kiss a little ass to not seem like you’re just as guilty as I am for running your mouth and still be in good graces. I’ve seen that trick too many times. That’s super ■■■■■■■ classy.
LOL, <3
All Bo said was that he liked the guy but that he’s a sexist pig and is hardly apart of the community anymore, he just pops up from time to time to call you a ■■■■ without really doing so.
Funny how it’s true!
That’s not true.
But yeah. STUF everyone. and someone go out with me. My girlfreind is a cheatin wore. and I’m drunk. like lomg lololloll!111!
I don’t understand cheating, if you have the mind to cheat just break up with your boy/girl.
I was foolish to think a girl who would cheat on her boyfriend with me would stick around. (even though we have been together for almost a year). Ofcourse now she claims that the new guy (an ex-boyfriend) is the one person she hasn’t cheated on (big surprise) and will not cheat on him.
Arg.
Ofcourse.. it doesn’t help that she went to school here with me, and spent the Summer back home (a thousand miles away).
hos
shones out shonin’